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Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

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[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"

i think that every child should have unrestricted access to thick blackberry brambles or some other delicious fruit that grows encased in a painful fortress. i think wading through thorns to reach the cluster of shining ripe berries you spied through a gap between the tangled vines teaches you something important. not sure what though

i just know no fruit has ever tasted as sweet as the ones i ate while bleeding under the blistering summer sun

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@crunch-barr do u know what ur tags r doing to me rn. this is the epitome of love

It’s 1:49 am and indeed I can’t trust my brain after 21:00, now this is being a bad brain night

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happy marx beam monday.

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spraying my followers with my marx beam on this fine marx beam monday


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Anonymous asked:

if you want to fuck anyone you are mspec (ie bi) by definition hope this helps

spacelazarwolf:

worth-beyond-a-number-scale:

spacelazarwolf:

sorry y'all the only ppl who can truly be gay or lesbian are ppl who don’t want to fuck anyone.

Exclusionists somehow being so exclusionist that their exclusionism manages to wrap around to becoming full circle and including asexual people in the queer community was not on my 2023 bingo card

i’m still impressed they managed to be biphobic and ace inclusive at the same time.

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I wanted to post some more of the silly comics I’ve drawn of my cat

sometimes a meow is not meant to convey anything beyond “I am engaging with the human right now”

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Marvel's Voices: Pride #1 - "No Trespassing: Beware of Dog" (2023)

written by H.E. Edgmon
art by Lorenzo Susi & Kelly Fitzpatrick

sexygaywizard:
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I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk. 

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A bronze statue of a young boy sitting on a bench, holding a scrap of birch bark in one hand and a writing implement in the other. Next to him is a toy horse on wheels.ALT

there is a fucking statue of a kid who lived sometime in the 1200s, around 800 fucking years ago, because we have pieces of his homework that he doodled on while learning how to write. this is one of his drawings:

A piece of birch bark with two stick figures. They have hands that look like rakes with way too many or too few fingers and sassy eyebrows. There are letters in the lower left corner.ALT

when I was googling him (because I couldn't remember his name), I stumbled across this twitter thread about him, which includes a different doodle by an italian boy in the 1400s of knights besieging a castle:

A drawing of two soldiers (one on horseback and one an archer on foot) attacking a castle. The castle has three windows through which you can see the people inside, one on each floor. There is an archer at the top of the tower.ALT

It's at the back of one of his schoolbooks for learning Latin.

ALL WE KNOW OF THESE KIDS IS STUFF THEY DREW WHILE THEY WERE BORED AND IT'S STILL HISTORICALLY IMPORTANT.

ONFIM ONFIM CHILD HERO OF DOODLING IN YOUR MARGINS ONFIM

Heck, this is valuable right now! I was also in love with Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle when I was young and totally thought my dog could talk because of a character in a Beverly Cleary or Judy Blume book. I feel seen!

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

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want to add that he didn't take a game. It wasn't close.

So what's your fursona gonna be idiot @BradonNinjaaa pic.twitter.com/zcfHEOh6ve  — SonicFox (@SonicFox) June 30, 2023ALT

But SonicFox didn’t just perform a Fatality; first, they performed a Mercy, a move that spares a defeated opponent and revives them with a bit of health so the fight can continue. Then SonicFox quickly beat that health away before pausing the game, casually flipping through the control menu to find the input for a Fatality move they liked, then performed the Fatality on BradonNinjaaa’s helpless avatar.ALT

from the verge

you know what they say - best not miss

from that same verge article:

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can we please make "like shouting at the sun because you once lit a fire in your backyard" a common idiom

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A collection of Steven Universe comic signatures from this past week.

I’m down to single digit stock here if anyone in still interested in their own signed comics!

think i figured out how to replicate this (you're welcome dev team (btw hire me @staff))

  • write a tag
  • copy text from a tag that has the #
  • paste that text into a tag youre *editing* (doesnt seem to trigger on new tags)
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